Ten Peeves That Your Dog Has About You

Here is a little fun read for the weekend.

Warning: If you are easily offended, please do not proceed reading any further.

A Message From Your Dog

  1. Blaming your gas on me…not funny…not funny at all!!!
  2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
  3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
  4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose…stop it!
  5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
  6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
  7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
  8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
  9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
  10. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things! We both know who’s boss here! You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you???


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  1. I wondered why my doggie barks so much at me, now I know. Dang dog sweaters got him down.

  2. Renée
    Sep 26th 2006
    9:05 PM

    Hey Phil,

    Another option is to get real fur costume, but I don’t recommend that though!

    Thanks for dropping by! ;-)


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